Sunday, May 9, 2010

relationship advice: 5 cents

I was enjoying (to use the ord loosely) the greasy chips I'd bought at the market on a bench beside the Wanganui River. A dapper old gent nearby turned to me and said:
"Tell her to say yes".

Me, looking confused: "Excuse me?"
Gent: "Tell her to marry me! I just asked her!"

Of course my first reaction was to tell his lovely red-headed ladyfriend to run, and fast. But being a guest in a different country, I offered a "congratulations?" and tried to judge his companion's reaction.

She was clearly not down with what he was dishin' out, yo, but had a sense of humour and spared me further discomfort. "No, no no!", waving her hand in dismissal.

And off they walked into the distance, arm in arm.

I dedicate this blog post to my dear friend Jessica, adding "still got it!" She'll know exactly what I mean.

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